Your a five year old kid that is mining his own business, and is swimming in a lake. All of a sudden CRAMP!!
Just like in the episode of spongebob
Well you wont drown. Your lucky because that 8 year old that is on the lake shore saw that episode!
He mimicked the movements that Larry the lobster made and he saved your arse!
Who new that your mom was so wrong when she told you that spongebob was stupid. :)
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